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Sunday, February 05, 2006

NEV MAINTAINS CONSISTENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Neville Langley today kept up his remarkable record when fishing on the River Wear.For 3 Sundays in a row prior to today, Nev has failed to muster a single fish. Having monitored this situation we have decided to place a blank counter here. This will count exactly how many weeks it is since Nev caught a fish, but it will also predict how many weeks until we expect him to catch one.





Unfortunately Nev, Dogs dont count.


TOTAL BLANKS IN A ROW.........................4

PREDICTED WEEKS UNTIL NEXT FISH.....15 (Holland)



This picture is so Nev will never forget what he is trying to catch.

8 Comments:

Blogger NEV said...

there is 4 more winter league matches left so i predict the the total will be 8,and it is 7 weeks till brasside starts when i give you an arse wopping to get ready for holland.
Has any 1 seen "Fs" dummy i may not be catching but i dont run home because i dont like the draw ,like some 1, could it be F ?

11:07 PM, February 05, 2006  
Blogger Basher said...

Seemms to be doing something right in the photo ! He's facing the right way.

7:09 PM, February 06, 2006  
Blogger NEV said...

im not sure if i was looking to catch another dog or i was looking for "f" no i was looking for another dog ,i forgot f spat the dummy out and went home after the draw

11:24 PM, February 06, 2006  
Blogger MartiniJ said...

Suggest Nev has a look
here
http://www.maggotdrowning.com/fish/dace.htm
Show what the fish look like, methods and baits to use.

1:30 PM, February 07, 2006  
Blogger Basher said...

Is that 5 weeks now Nev ?

10:55 PM, February 13, 2006  
Blogger NEV said...

sure is bash im trying to beat sunderlands record

11:13 PM, February 13, 2006  
Blogger Basher said...

Naa Nev, Sunderland are just crap - you're just facing the wrong way. Ask Chip for some tips !

1:17 AM, February 14, 2006  
Anonymous MARK said...

NEV SOUNDS LIKE JUST THE MAN TO FISH FOR TEAM PILOT LIGHT WE NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP TUNA COMPANY

9:59 PM, March 07, 2006  

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